Long before Prince William and Kate Middleton announced their plans to marry, designers in every sphere, from fashion to homeware, were feverishly working away to produce Royal Wedding-related paraphernalia.
The moment the engagement was announced, the onslaught of themed products began – and when the date was set for April 29, levels of MR (Merchandisis Ridiculosis) hit fever pitch.
Anyway, while some may say I'm too cynical – and ok, let's face it, who doesn’t love a jaunty shower cap? – an item at which even the most ardent royalist would widen their eyes in horror has just entered my radar.
Find out what it is here: bizarre Royal wedding merchandise